Taylor Swift shows off her favorite dildo, which she nicknamed “Papa Smurf”, while naked in a bathtub in the shocking photo above.
Of course what is surprising about this nude Taylor Swift picture is not that she is showing off her gaping orifices, but rather that her dildo is not black. One would have expected Taylor to enjoy imagining a big black dick inside of her (like most Western women) while she pounds her sin holes with her various Victoria’s Secret model lesbodyke friends.
Yes this dildo photo just goes to show that Taylor Swift’s sexual proclivities are still largely a mystery. However, it is still for certain that Taylor is a hopelessly depraved whore in desperate need of a righteous lapidation… and that “Avatar” is probably her favorite movie.
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