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Taylor Swift Showing Off Her Boobs For Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

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Taylor Swift shows off her shameful perky boobies in a lingerie nightie and push-up bra while performing at the 2014 Victoria’s Secret fashion show in London in the photos below.


Taylor’s titties appear to have grown considerably over the past month. Clearly either Taylor has finally gone on birth control pills, or she has undergone some sort of surgical enhancement. However, since Taylor is still a VIP card holder at her local abortion clinic, the cause of her suddenly blooming breasts is most likely the later.


Yes according to these Victoria’s Secret fashion show pictures, Taylor Swift’s boney bird chest is no more. No longer will her gangly awkward body draw comparisons to an ostrich, as with her disconcertingly long legs and new breast implants Taylor now looks more like a tranny in transition… Which is a marked improvement to be sure.

 

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Taylor Swift’s New Boobs In A Sheer Top At The Victoria’s Secret After Party

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Taylor Swift shows off her new surgically enhanced bosom in a sheer top and what looks like silver nipple pasties at the after party to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the photos below.


Taylor looks like a woman on a mission to get laid in this white see through high slit dress. Of course this should come as no surprise, as everyone knows that there is nothing Taylor likes more than munching on super model vag, and the Victoria’s Secret after party is a veritable all you can buffet for a c*nt hungry lesbodyke like Taylor.


Yes the ladies’ room at the Victoria’s Secret after party no doubt stunk like an open air fish market by the time Taylor Swift got done slobbering on model baby caves in the bathroom stalls. The thought of Taylor slipping her warm wet tongue up the crease of the various long-limbed beauties, is certainly one that will haunt my dreams in the days to come.

 

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The Top 6 Celebrity Webcam Girls

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We here at CelebJihad are proud to announce that we have just launched the first ever Islamic extremist approved webcam site, CJcams.


To celebrate this historic occasion we are ready to offer 1 million dinars (approx $2,531 US dollars) to procure the top celebrity webcam slut to put on an exclusive strip show for the site. Unfortunately we have not been able to decide which celebrity webcam whore to make this most generous of offers to, so we’ve complied the top 6 contenders in the video below, and ask that our fellow Jihadists provide their input on who they would most like to see degrade themselves on cam.



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As you can see the choices from the video above are Ariana Grande, Debby Ryan, Jessica Alba, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Victoria Justice. Personally I am leaning more towards Victoria Justice as she seems willing to incorporate animals into her live show.


Yes this is an exciting time to be a Jihadist for not only are we defeating the infidel crusaders in Iraq and Afghanistan, but we have the #1 celebrity gossip website and now the #1 webcam site. For rest assured that I have personally inspected every girl on CJcams to ensure that they are all of the highest quality, and are extremely obedient. In fact even my own lovely sister Rabia performs on the site (as you can see in the video below), making CJcams a family business.



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So what are you waiting for? Check out CJcams now as it is free to join, and unlike those other webcam sites we don’t pull any Jew tricks like making viewers buy tokens. If you take a liking to one of the slave girls you simply pay (discreetly billed) for the minutes you use her in a private chat. Personally I like to have the girls put on more clothes while they view and compliment my enormous Muslim manhood through my webcam, and I preach to them from the holy Qur’an and berate them for their sinful life choices… but to each their own.

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Taylor Swift’s Mom Swears That Her Daughter “Isn’t A Gay”

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Taylor Swift’s mom Eleanor came to the defense of her daughter after the “rumor” that Taylor and Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss were lesbians lovers seemed to have been confirmed with the photo below of them passionately kissing at a Sarah McLachlan concert being posted online.


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Eleanor Swift invited reporters in for some sweet tea, and explained to them that her beloved Taylor “isn’t a gay”, and that her and Karlie are just “roommates” and “really good friends”. Eleanor then went on to recount the time she dropped in unexpectedly on the apartment in New York City that Taylor and Karlie share, and caught the girls in bed together because, “Karlie has night terrors, and Taylor comforts her by working out the knots Karlie gets in her legs from fancy model walking with a special long vibrating massaging wand”.


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Taylor’s mom then produced the photos above of Taylor and Karlie on “one of their girl trips”, and implored, “Do these girls look like sinful sexual degenerates to you?”. Eleanor then added, “Besides, Taylor has dated lots of boys. She just hasn’t found the right one yet”.


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Former Taylor Swift “boyfriends” and bastions of male heterosexuality Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Lautner, who both just so happen to have the same agent as her.

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Taylor Swift Finally Shows Her Belly Button In New Bikini Pic

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Taylor Swift finally shows her belly button on camera while laying out by a pool in a white bikini in the photo above.


Of course Taylor Swift famously almost never shows her belly button, as she usually wears those hideous high-waisted adult diaper type bikinis because she has become incontinent from getting her anus pounded by her girlfriend Karlie Kloss’ enormous black strap-on. However, Taylor must have made an exception in this photo since she appears to be wearing a bikini made entirely out of absorbent diaper material.


Unfortunately Taylor should have continued hiding her belly button as it is absolutely hideous, and probably stinks like old kitty litter and burnt hard boiled eggs. The gay Asian Joseph Gordon-Levitt photobombing Taylor in the pool certainly seems to agree with me.

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Taylor Swift Photographed Completely Topless In New York

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Taylor Swift poses completely topless while riding on the Hudson ferry in New York in the never before seen photo above.


New York is actually one of the few cities in the world in which women are legally allowed to brazenly flaunt their bare breasts, and Taylor Swift appears to be taking full advantage of this fact to publicly show off her perky little tit meat in this pic.


Of course it comes as no surprise to us righteous Muslims that an urban hellscape and cesspool of degeneracy like New York City would be OK with a woman’s sinful chesticles out flapping in the wind. As more progressive cities like London have agreed to let us Muslims establish Shariah law zones within their borders, New York continues to stubbornly resist the modern ideas of radical Islam. The result of this sort of backwards thinking is Taylor Swift topless and the righteous retribution that will surely come.

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The Top 10 Celebrities Dressed Like Slutty Santas For Xmas

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It is that magical time of the year again, were Christians celebrate the birth of their hippie Jew God Jesus by exchanging shoddily made in China consumer products.


To counteract this shameful consumerist aspect of the holiday, below are the top 10 photos of celebrities truly exemplifying the Christmas spirit of giving by whoring their bodies in slutty Santa outfits.


#10 Ariana Grande


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Ariana forget her Santa hat, but she remembered her giant phallic symbol candy cane while in her red sequin slut suit.


#9 Dove Cameron


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Disney star Dove Cameron may have just turned 18, but her clothes are already falling off of her nubile body. No doubt this Christmas strumpet parks herself right under the mistletoe.


#8 Victoria Justice


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Nothing says Christmas quite like black leather hooker boots and candy cane striped booty shorts, as Victoria Justice opens her mouth wide and signals that she wants one naughty elf for each side of her, for a sex position known as a “Santa’s sleigh”.

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Of course as a member of the vile gypsy scum Kardashian clan, Kendall Jenner celebrates Kwanza instead of Christmas. Though that won’t stop Kendall from gifting this slutty Santa lingerie outfit to her father, transsexual Olympian Bruce Jenner.


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Taylor Swift was extra good this year, so that Santa would bring her what she really wants… more Victoria’s Secret model pussy to munch on.


#5 Mary Elizabeth Winstead


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“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” star Mary Elizabeth Winstead shows off her long legs in this extremely short Santa dress. It is just too bad there wasn’t a pious Muslim around when this photo was taken, for he would have shoved that giant candy cane right up Mary’s chimney… curved side first.


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Selena Gomez also shows off her legs while in a short Santa dress. However, Selena does it while singing “Feliz Navidad” before starting her donkey show in Tijuana.


#3 Maitland Ward


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Former “Boy Meets World” and current professional attention whore, Maitland Ward shows off her hard nipples and ample cleavage in this chilly Santa outfit.


#2 Katy Perry


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Katy Perry shows off her Xmas ass or “Xmass” in this upskirt slutty Santa outfit.


#1 Miley Cyrus


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It should come as no surprise that this photo of Miley Cyrus in a Xmas red leotard twerking her ass on a crackhead Santa would be our #1 photo. For no one is more full of the Christmas spirit then Miley, as she has her stocking stuffed, halls decked, bells jingled, and chimney plugged with nutmeg all year long.

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Taylor Swift In A Tight See Thru T-Shirt With No Bra

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A new version of a photo of Taylor Swift in a tight see through t-shirt while not wearing a bra has just been released online.


As you can see in the photo above, Taylor Swift brazenly flaunts her hard nipple while declaring her love for “LA” better known as “Lesbian Anal”. Of course Taylor’s aroused areola in this t-shirt is a shameless indication that she is in the mood for some hardcore girl-on-girl butt blasting.


No doubt that shortly after this photo was taken Taylor retreated to her hotel room with a tight Victoria’s Secret model with an adventurous streak and daddy issues. Taylor then whipped out her 15-inch double-sided dildo, and the girls proceeded to lube it up by deep throating the ends, before they went ass-to-ass and slowly worked it into their hot little backholes while they squealed and moaned like a sow in labor… Yes this Taylor Swift see through pic is quite revealing in more than one sense of the word.

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Taylor Swift Shows Off Her Favorite Dildo

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Taylor Swift shows off her favorite dildo, which she nicknamed “Papa Smurf”, while naked in a bathtub in the shocking photo above.


Of course what is surprising about this nude Taylor Swift picture is not that she is showing off her gaping orifices, but rather that her dildo is not black. One would have expected Taylor to enjoy imagining a big black dick inside of her (like most Western women) while she pounds her sin holes with her various Victoria’s Secret model lesbodyke friends.


Yes this dildo photo just goes to show that Taylor Swift’s sexual proclivities are still largely a mystery. However, it is still for certain that Taylor is a hopelessly depraved whore in desperate need of a righteous lapidation… and that “Avatar” is probably her favorite movie.

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Taylor Swift’s Legs vs. Jessica Alba’s Thigh Gap Bikini Battle

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Taylor Swift’s long legs go to battle with Jessica Alba’s thigh gap on social media, as both women post bikini photos for attention.


As you can see in the photo above, Taylor Swift puts her legs on full display while wearing an extremely skimpy (by her standards) bikini on a lesbo booze cruise. No doubt after this photo was taken Taylor’s legs spent the majority of their time below deck wrapped around those c*nt-hungry lesboqueers’ heads.


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In contrast to Taylor Swift, Jessica Alba appears to be whoring in a bikini purely for profit, as she has given up on acting for the more lucrative role of being a corporate shill. For as you can see in Jessica’s bikini photo above, there is a well placed bottle of water right next to her as she flaunts her tight ass and thigh gap.


This water company should really rethink their marketing strategy, for when people see a Mexican whore like Jessica Alba they do not equate it with delicious drinking water, in fact it is just the opposite. Plus this subtle advertising would have been much more effective if they would have thrown Jessica a few more pesos to have her stuff the bottle up her cooze with just the label peaking out between her legs.

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Taylor Swift Shows Off Her Engorged Vaginal Mound In A Swimsuit

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Taylor Swift shows off her engorged vaginal mound in a swimsuit while vacationing in Maui with a gaggle of her lesbian friends.


As you can see in the photos below, Taylor Swift’s lady bits are certainly swollen from over use as they bulge out the bottom of her swimsuit. Clearly Taylor and her friends have been going at it vigorously over the past few days and she should think about taking it easy, but as we know that is not likely to happen as Taylor’s appetite for sinful lesboqueer love making is insatiable.


Yes Taylor Swift’s puffy pussy is going to have to be put on ice for a week when she gets back from this trip. Though before it is, perhaps Calvin Klein will hire Taylor to be a stand-in for Justin Bieber’s next advertisement. Her package is certainly much more impressive.

 

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Taylor Swift’s Girlfriend Karlie Kloss Nude Video

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Taylor Swift’s lesbian model girlfriend Karlie Kloss poses both topless and bottomless in this behind the scenes video from a Vogue magazine photo shoot.


It is easy to see from this nude video why Taylor finds Karlie Kloss so attractive, for with a rock hard body like that Karlie must be able to really work her strap-on hard and deep into Taylor’s eager little lady holes.


Yes, the sex between Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift must be quite passionate and intense, even though when these gangly lesbodykes start going at it, it must look like a giraffe wrestling an ostrich. Clearly in that scenario Karlie is the dominate giraffe and Taylor is the more submissive feminine ostrich spending countless hours laying between Karlie’s long legs pleasing her woman by pecking at her chiseled rock hard clit.

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Taylor Swift Wet Bikini Pics From Hawaii

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It is a sight ornithologists and birdwatchers have longed to witness as it has not been seen in years; the extremely rare and not so majestic Taylor Swift in a proper bikini.


As you can see in the photos below, Taylor Swift resembles a drowned stork as her wet bikini clings to her bird frame, and she shoves two fingers up her beak while traipsing around and (probably) pooping all over the deck of this ship.


Many sailors believe that a bikini clad Taylor Swift landing on a boat is bad luck, and a sure sign that the voyage is doomed. So it is not surprising to see that the crew of this vessel tried to wrap Taylor in a blanket and toss her gangly ass back overboard. Unfortunately they were not successful and the ship sank just 3 hours later… there were no survivors.

 

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Taylor Swift Out And About In An Extremely Short Romper

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Taylor Swift shows off her long bird legs while out and about in an extremely short romper and hooker high heels in the photos below.


One should not be surprised to see Taylor Swift parading her gams on the streets of LA, for she clearly loves attention just as much as she does dirty back alley sex with anonymous strangers, and walking around dressed like this is the easiest way for her to get both.


Yes, with this short outfit Taylor is certainly implying that she is “looking for a good time”, which would probably involve her being bent over a dumpster while being taken roughly from behind. Unfortunately for Taylor us righteous Muslims have quite a different idea of what a good time with her would entail, as it would require some rocks, a container of battery acid, a blowtorch, and a video camera… I guess you can say that things would get pretty kinky.

 

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Taylor Swift Out In A Short Skirt Looking To Score Some ‘D’

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Taylor Swift traipses around in an extremely short skirt while trying to score some “D” in the photos below. Of course what specific “D” Taylor is trying to get her hands on, drugs or dick, is not completely clear, but what is clear is that Taylor will be getting the big “D”, as in damnation for all eternity for this shameful display.


As the infidel abids would say, Taylor Swift is one thirsty hoe, so it is certainly likely that Taylor is running around dressed like this looking to get some man meat. Unfortunately for Taylor 99% of kuffar males are flaming homosexuals who aren’t the least bit interested in pounding out her orifices no matter how masculine her hat is.


You better believe that if Taylor had worn this outfit out in the Islamic world she’d get more “D” then should handle by getting her long legs pushed up by her head as she received a righteous deep-dicking from an angry mob right in the middle of the street.

 

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Taylor Swift Showing Off Her Flexibility In New Nude Photo

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Taylor Swift shows off her impressive flexibility in the new nude photo above.


No doubt Taylor Swift’s slutty suppleness comes from all the time she spends wrapping her legs around the heads of the lanky lesboqueer super models she loves so much.


Yes looking at this nude Taylor Swift photo one can easily imagine a tall taut blonde-haired blue-eyed Nordic beauty kissing down Taylor’s inner thighs before slowly running her warm wet tongue up her slit and massaging her quivering clit while she teasingly fingers Taylor’s rapidly moistening lady hole in and out.


Sorry for all the nauseating detail but if “50 Shades of Grey” can bring in 100’s of millions, just imagine how many Toyota trucks and AK-47s I’ll be able to buy for the Jihad when my new story “50 Shades of Taylor Swift Having Lesbian Sex” gets released.

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Taylor Swift Has A Lesbian Threesome With Models Karlie Kloss And Cara Delevingne

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The Elle Style Awards after party must have stunk like a fish market, as Taylor Swift and her girlfriend Karlie Kloss were no doubt frothing from their lady bits at all the prospective supermodel lesboqueers in their mist.


Of course it should come as no surprise that Taylor and Karlie settled on confirmed clam shucker Cara Delevingne for their lesbian threesome that night, for when you are dealing with the kind of hardcore dyking that Taylor and Karlie are no doubt into you want a girl with experience who will be able to hold her own.


Yes as you can see in the photos below, Taylor Swift certainly had no shortage of cookies to munch on last night. It is just a shame that we don’t get to see what happened back at Taylor’s hotel room, as it would have been interesting from a sociological standpoint to see which girl Taylor chose to tongue f*ck first.

 

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Taylor Swift’s Webcam Hacked, Masturbation Video Leaked

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The video above was reportedly recorded off of Taylor Swift’s home webcam after it was taken over by hackers.


As you can see in this video, Taylor Swift appears to be yammering away (probably about her favorite dildos) before the scene cuts to one of her spread naked on her bed toying with her lady lips. The video then proceeds to continue cutting between Taylor babbling like a moron, and her taking a vibrator to her clit like a tremendous whore.


This webcam video certainly illustrates the duality of Taylor Swift’s personality, as she often alternates between being a vapid twit and an insatiable sex kitten. If Taylor could learn to shut her damn mouth then she may just have a future performing as a cam whore. In fact, our holy Muslim webcam site CJcams.com is ready to offer Taylor a poorly decorated bedroom to shoot from, and half a gallon of industrial strength lube if she will come be an exclusive performer on our site. After seeing her lackluster performance in this video, I think the offer is more than generous.

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Taylor Swift And Selena Gomez About To 69

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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez were caught on camera just before they were about to engage in sinful lesboqueer 69ing in the disturbing photo above.


Oh course it is not surprising to see in this photo that Selena and Taylor chose to engage in this blasphemous same-sex twat tonguing on a chaise lounge, as it is certainly the gayest of all infidel furniture and anyone who owns one should be stoned immediately without mercy.


Furthermore, it is also not surprising to see that when Taylor and Selena 69, Selena prefers to be on top. This makes perfect sense for if Taylor were to go on top her long gangly boney legs flopping around would at best be nuisance and could very likely take out Selena’s eye. Besides with Selena sitting her ass on Taylor’s face she can rip off a few of her noxious taco farts which Taylor no doubt enjoys gobbling up.


After a night of passionate lesbodyke love making Taylor Swift can be seen leaving Selena’s “casa” in Chino wearing a short skirt and tight top in the photos below.

 

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Taylor Swift’s Long Legs Are A Public Menace

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As you can see in the photos below, Taylor Swift caused quite the disturbance yesterday when she took her long legs out shopping while wearing a pair of short shorts.


Los Angeles Animal Control was inundated with phone calls about an escaped giraffe in a stupid looking hipster hat traipsing from store to store. When the Animal Control officers showed up on the scene they were able to identify this giraffe as pop star Taylor Swift, but still shot her up with a couple a tranquilizers just to be safe.


It is clear from this incident that Taylor Swift’s gangly long legs are a public nuisance which must be dealt with immediately. If the Western authorities continue to refuse to do the morally righteous thing and chop Taylor’s immodest gams in half with a scimitar, then the least they could do is require her to cover them up. For there is no denying that banning Taylor from wearing any more of these awful high-waisted short shorts is now an issue of public safety.

 

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